It’s going to be a while before anyone will...
The three types of specialist
jkottke: From a passage of Kurt Vonnegut’s Bluebeard, the three types of specialists needed for the success of any revolution. Slazinger claims to have learned from history that most people cannot open their minds to new ideas unless a mind-opening teams with a peculiar membership goes to work on them. Otherwise, life will go on exactly as before, no matter how painful, unrealistic, unjust,...
You got the moves like Jagger? Ok, then. Take your fucking spine, bend yourself...– My husband ranting about the death of art c/o shows like The Voice where “a glorified pop-star gets to be the ‘rock-and-roll element’ ‘cos he has the madonna tattooed on his fucking ball-sack.”
Happy Dead Mother Mothers Day!
nicolebyer: October 17th was the 10th anniversary of my mother’s death, and this is the 10th mother’s day without her. I wish I told her more how much I appreciated her and that I loved her. I guess I’m writing this for me? I don’t know. I don’t ever want to forget things about her, and I get so jealous when people talk about their moms, and for whatever reason when people mention moms I cannot...
ENGLISHISMS NOT TO BE FORGOT
Tosspot When one is a multiple, self-pleasurer. A rude person. A being who must be ignored. A tosser. A wanker. A massive douchebag. *For Siobhan
pestabunai: moffats-army: theuppitynegras: siuilaruin: aria-brook: gentlenight: wallflowersperk: penchant-for-raising-cain: “You fight like a girl.” I’m sorry I didn’t realise that was a bad thing Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more. yeah so sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of me crushing my...
This is the most Brooklyn thing I've ever seen... →
nicolemarietherese: landandseaa: But I want it SOOOOO bad. gendered pantry aside, I am putting this on my “for to be rich” list. I have to retweet/tumbl this b/c I (kinda) know these guys and have been rolling my eyes at the brand name for ages. I can’t believe that you idiots bought into it! We are all going to hell! That’s it. This is THE END!
Trying to figure out a work-around for the final moment of Naked People which is currently being CENSORED by the Improv Asylum and WICF in Boston… The 1st amendment to the constitution of the United States of America says the show and it’s brief (and frankly negligible nudity) fall under creative freedom of expression - much like Equis, Oh! Calcutta!, Hair, and The Blue Room which all...
How to be polite to a potential murderer
DOOR BELL: BZZZZZ!!!
MAN: Hello. The reason I am at your door today-
(I'm still listening)
MAN (cont): -is because we are throwing an event.
(yep. Still listening)
MAN (cont): - And we'd like you to come to our event.
MAN (cont): - I'd very much like to place an invitation in your hand.
ME: Um. No thank you.
MAN: OK then. Well you have a nice day.
ME: (STILL ENGAGING WITH A STRANGER AT MY DOOR WHO WANTS PERMISSION TO PUT SOMETHING IN MY HAND IN PERSON!!!) OK. You too.
Poupak's Parisian Life in New York: 3 Must Read... →
technoccult: Klint Finley I Am The Blogger Who Allegedly “Complicated” The Steubenville Gang Rape Case — And I Wouldn’t Change a Thing CNN Reports On The ‘Promising Future’ of the Steubenville Rapists, Who Are ‘Very Good Students’ Steubenville: this is rape culture’s Abu Ghraib… If you have teenagers/young kids I’d be very interested in this case if I were you.
ATTN: Casting the following for April 8-14 (flex)
Small dog (the uglier the better!) 6ft+ female (the taller the better!) 15 female Japanese extras (the OLDER the better!) AND 2 tall model-types, OK being scantily clad (the sweeter/nicer the better!) GO! NYC talent only. (email headshot/resume to email@example.com)
Brown's Mumbler: I hate money →
coreybrown: Sometimes I coach a practice group/indie/lloyd/harold team and I see something amazing happen. I see a show for an audience of one. I see an amazing set that nobody else in the world is ever going to get a chance to see. I get to pocket that memory and take it with me for the rest of my life. I… You’re welcome
Englishisms not to be forgot
Chav A rather crude young person, probably raised in a caravan by pikeys on a plot of land close to a fairground. A rude lady or gentleman. A foul-mouthed lower-class so-and-so from the estuary. American translation: Brittany Spears.
Jason Reitman presents all-female reading of... →
Filmmaker Jason Reitman (Up in the Air,Juno) is staging a live reading of the movieGlengarry Glenn Ross in LA with an all-female cast. It’s the latest in a series of live readings of famous movies Reitman has held at LACMA, and like his all-black reading of Reservoir Dogs last year, this one switches switches up the dynamic by turning the all-male cast female. Here’s who’s...
'Up All Night' to Shoot Only One Multi-Cam Episode... →
uncannybrettwhite: connorratliff: I have to admit I’m fascinated by this. I’m also fascinated that there are people who are saying they don’t want to see this happen. Why not? The worst case scenario is that it won’t work and you won’t like it or you won’t want to watch it and you won’t watch it. But what if it works? Wouldn’t that be crazy? Even if it doesn’t work, it will be interesting...
Don’t wanna take my word for the excellence...
Nasty, sexy, little song from Buke and...