The Angela Dee

weaziller:

leibrary:

ahoynickstevens:

Dear Everyone In New York City - Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Public Transportation in This Big Gigantic Fantastic Ridiculously Crowded City.

YES. You have no idea how happy these signs make me.

Signed,

The Common Effing Sense You Left At The Deli Counter Because You Were Too Busy Updating Your tumblr Page When You Were Getting Your Morning Coffee

theawl:

tinyvolcanicmoon:

bigcrush:

streeter:

Don’t Be A Fucking Asshole on the NYC Subway

I’d like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they’ll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won’t be quite so shitty. 

I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It’s just that some of us seem to enjoy the “New Yorkers are assholes” thing a bit too much. 

Yes. Thank you. All of this.

Anywhere in the world, don’t be a Fucking Asshole.

Yep, definitely not applicable to just the NYC subway.

Don’t be an asshole: keep your fucking kids away from my swearing. (Also keep your kids out of range of my sweary posters that are against swearing I guess?)

My own addition:

Don’t Be A Fucking Asshole: Subway Cars Are NOT Cafeterias.

Love it! My personal fix for people leaning on the pole is to clang my ring loudly against it as I grab hold of it right by their head. Subway jerks bring out my aggressive side.

LET THEM OFF FIRST!

(via weaziller77)